May 2013
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“The second time you fall in love with someone, you’re going to feel so relieved....”
– Ryan O’Connell (via keepyoureyes)
This is just bliss.
(via makemelosemybreath)
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There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
claireruns:
thechroniclesofrin:
- Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
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radstunts:
thirteenth-zodiac-sign:
bllonde:
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
le sigh, it’s so true.
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stylinsmut:
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
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so, what if during the middle of a heated argument with your boyfriend he had the power to just say “blow job time” and you had to do it? i mean, if your angry maybe that isn’t the best thing for him because what if you used teeth. of course, he could always kill you. i mean, wouldn’t he just have to suffocate you with his dick and plug your nose? death by dick.
these are...
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duskyducks:
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keasttheleast:
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
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Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
larrylove5:
myidols-aredead:
remember-the-rainbow:
sleepingwithsharma:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.
12 million! Disney can’t say no!
~chants~ do it! do it! do it!
13,000,000+
C’mon Disney you bastards!
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that moment when youre laying down in my bed and see a spider crawling on my ceiling and you just freeze up and stare at it hoping that it doesn’t decide to ninja flip off the ceiling and land on you.
